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Friday
May252012

Gum, you sneaky bastard

So this happened to me yesterday evening:

I had just started chewing my first piece of gum in what must have been months while walking back to my place and I noticed I had a bit of a swagger going on and I wasn't sure why.  

It became embarassingly clear as I passed a storefront window and caught a glimpse of my own reflection.

I had never put this together until yesterday, but when you're chomping away on gum, how cool you look is inversely proportional to how cool you feel.

...oh, wait, that's just me?

Oh.

Ok then.

Never mind. Carry on.